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[ a morbid fascination that borders on obsession. ]

Saturday, February 17, 2007
mum's the word.

I feel like a bloody socialite going to town everyday and especially to Paragon. Unfortunately only to 7-11. But still, i get to rub shoulders with the upmarket tai-tais and the A-list spenders who shop only at Prada, Gucci, YSL, Ferragamo,Burberry and drink only Perrier and Evian. The flurry of chicks patronising in the blanket called night is mind boggling. Rich brats with their trophy girlfriends in tow. Minahs who haven no quirks flashing wads of cash and 50 cents tissue is not an issue to them. Foreigners asking where Orchard Towers is, or 'the girls' for that matter. And plastic bags is a big no-no. Save the environment. Al Gore would be proud of them.

Speaking of boys and girls, i was on night shift on Valentine's Day night. Ferrero Rocher flew off the shelves like hot cakes. The magnutide of bouquet of flowers were engulfing. Rather unsurprising, the sale of condoms were brisk. Even at 6 am(like wth?!). And hey, i only sell them. I don't know which is safer or gives more pleasure. I may look bored and disinterested, but that doesnt mean i'm free to dish out advices to enhance your special night experience.

Being in a 24 hour convenience store has it downfalls too. No overtime. And everyday is just another day which means weekends and public holidays do not exist. And due to a shortage of staff, i'm left to tend the shop alone on certain days. Not that its extremely daunting after only 2 weeks on the job, there is a whole pile of shit to clear. I can't pull a rabbit out of the hat. No 1 man show for me. It doesn't help that the morning auntie is a real bitch and particular. 1 speck of dust on the floor and she goes berserk.

Last week's i@fun was not too bad. Better than i anticipated. It was an odd kind of homecoming and the memories just flooded in. I have no qualms admitting: I miss school. A bloody lot. I don't mind switching my current job as a sales assistant/sex expert/nightlife tour guide for a day in school. And if you happen to be in town after 11 either clubbing, shopping or looking for 'the girls', please drop by and visit me. Don't worry, i'll be my usual self.

Later.

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